New Car

Ya, so I am maturing(which is something a lot of you have been hoping for along time) The thought of being a responsible adult took over my vehicle purchasing decision, the $75 it took to fill my Tahoe with gas last week kinda helped. So, I know you will be a bit disappointed(ya like you give a crap what I buy) but I didn't purchase a truck. I bought a very reasonable and economical car!!

Now, I have always heard that you should buy a car that resembles the owner, however if I had done that, I would have ended up with something like the picture below.......... quite unnerving.

Come on, I have a little self dignity left . . . . . .

Corporate Sponsorship

You know, I am so proud of Tiger for not selling out to large corporate sponsorship. I mean he hasn't changed a bit since Nike started sponsoring him. That says alot given the pressure some of these athletes are subjected to!

Yes, I do believe Nike is getting their moneys worth, how about you?

One of those days.....

So, there I was in my new red shorts, (you know the ones with the big black and small white stripe down the sides.) I was just getting down into position to speedily handle my next languid foe. Then he steps out, my first thought is, "Man, this dude needs a bro." (and I don't mean like in "brother" either!!) my next thought is: "didn't I see this guy in the sauna when I was in Prague last month?"(didn't recognize him with shorts on.) Then I think "I bet he's been kicked out of a Chinese Buffet?" and then I wonder "what's he looking so mad for, he's not the one that has to touch some big(OK fat) sweaty mans bare flesh." but then I realized I probally should come up with a plan here........ did he just say "get in my belly"?

What do you think I did?

Pioneer Day

As you know, I try very hard to look out for my loyal readers..(both of them). So for the females out there, I got a hot one for ya.....ain't this a pretty sight~


Yes, I really do know this fine looking specimen, but I am afraid he's taken and I think it's pretty obvious why!!!! I mean he's got metals......(I wonder what they are for?)

Happy Pioneer Day!!!

Tagged!.

So I have been told that I have been tagged. Ya well, tell me something new. I get tagged all the time! Tag's are over used. People tag other people all the time. sometimes those tag's can be pretty misleading or biased. anyway, I digress....... Someone(no idea who) want's me to list 7 facts about myself. are you sure? just remember........ this was asked for...

In no particular order:

1. I went topless while on the beach in Cancun.
2. I have had a gun pulled on me. (surprise surprise)
3. I have been jumped by 4 guys and had my nose shattered. (yep)
4. I don't like typing things about myself on the Internet. (really really!)
5. I have been to 11 countries outside of the U.S.(and only offended the locals in 6 of them)
6. I have a birthmark on my inner thigh. (No, I won't show you)
7. I have had plastic surgery, twice. (don't you wish you knew where?)

OK wasn't that fun, do you really feel like you know me better now? really do you?

It's a book!

Yep, that pretty much sums it up! I am thinking of going to Wal-Mart and camping out so I can get a copy. Well, ok really I would just to like to hang out at Wal-Mart through the night. (just image the friends I could make.) If only I could read!!! I feel like I am missing out on something........ but then again, I am!!

Boundary Pushers

Oh man, there are many Americans pushing the boundaries on a daily basis.(some of you don't even know it and some of your do!) I know you are asking yourself "what boundaries?" Take a look at the picture above, ever been to Weinerschnitzel?....... tasty huh?
I am very overwrought when thinking of the health of my devoted readers. What I am talking about is high cholesterol!! Yes, it's a serious condition that many fail to address. I even know some people who are on medication and yet their cholesterol remains high. I worry for those individuals so I thought I would offer some assistance to each of you take a look and thank me later:

http://www.lower-high-cholesterol-ready-or-not.com/

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P.S. I am a bit hurt, (OK, crushed) at the results of my second poll. I am glad it's almost over. I mean, I thought I had more that one friend? maybe this blogging stuff ain't that cool. No worries, I will cry myself to sleep tonight. again!

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Is anyone still reading this tripe?

Celebrating double digits with a Gift Idea

Since the blog thing is really catching on(I mean I have had 11 people vote on my poll, that's like double digits!!) I wanted to give a little back to my loyal readers(you know who you are). There so many times that we are looking for gifts to give to or loved ones and friends. I found exquisite gift idea and wanted to share it with you. Of course, I was looking to get this for Jodi but since she is one of the 11 people that read my blog(at least I like to think she is) I have spoiled the surprise. No worries, Jodi's brother is getting married, and I know they are not reading this so, I can get them a "his and hers" set.

Here ya go:

and hey, if anyone is thinking of getting me a gift.........................don't get this!

Blogging on the go

Trying the blogging mobile feature. Since I travel alot, I thought this feature would be helpful. I was able to take the pic above with my phone and send it right here to the blog. pretty cool.

Blog Babble

So I think I am starting to understand this blog thing. I thought the goal was to write something so insightful and deep that people were moved to change their lives. Boy, I was wrong! (which happens quite a bit, really, I got a few professors that will back me on that.) See the thing is, you want to write something, anything that will get people to make a comment! The joy and fulfillment of having a blog is to read the comments left by the readers. (I guess my wife is right, it's always about me) and that's also a good thing because I have nothing to say that is either deep or insightful. (of course you know that by now)

Another lesson I have learned is: Use pictures! people like to be visually surprised, (well some people do). Not to mention a picture says a 1,000 words and I am not about to type that many. (nor would you want me to)

The final lesson, every one's a critic! Opinions are like bums, everyone has one and most of them are full of crap! sorry, I had to throw it out there. But this also feeds into the reason why I like blogs, I mean people will even critique the gibberish I write. I love it. What a country!!

So for today's visually stunning optical pleasing array of pixels, I got one that may take you a moment to figure out(well some of you, others will get it right away and I won't comment on those who do) Since we are sports fans at our house and it's baseball time, here ya go:

Do you feel like leaving a comment now?

P.S. I almost forgot to mention that results of the poll. The most popular name was MIKE. Much to the chagrin of many of my female readers(and THANK YOU for reading), it edged out Edward and I know there are many who feel very passionate about the name Edward, to the point that it's almost discommoding.

Bark at the Moon

Seems fitting for a Friday the 13th, not to mention it's a great song for you Guitar Hero enthusiasts. It was the final song of the night tonight at our first Guitar Hero Set since Christmas. School kinda got in the way.... by the way, Mckay is getting quite good at it.

I must say some people take this blogging thing a bit too serious, like any of this drivel that people write in their blogs is going to affect your life or anything. Anyway back to the Moon Barking.... hey, did you hear, they found evidence of water on Mars, ya I got one of the exclusive pictures so I thought I would post it here. thank me later...

Oh, I can't wait to see the critics comment on this one......

Fashion Tip

I know many of you know me as very cutting edge with my fashion, I dare say if have felt the jealous stares from time to time. So today I thought I would pass along a cutting edge fashion tip to my female blogger friends. check it out:



Get yours today at:

http://www.popcornshirt.com


I can't wait to see you all wearing these sure to be fashion hits!

Twlight Tonight!!

No, it didn't include any vimpires, but it did include a bottle of marine wax, a 22' Boat, a rag, and Me. Yep no power tools, nothing to plug in, just me and my hands(it's amazing what you can do with them). I did however have a very helpful 10 year old that gave up going to play tennis. Very much appreciated!

Also, you must know that I take my "fans" very seriously. I consistently monitor their comments on my extensive blog and in response to one eager fans request for more pictures of Andrew, here you go:

I think it's Ice Cream.......Really!

The critic

So many of you have asked and been wondering who in the world was so negative(oops I mean Sarcastic) about my first post, so I thought I would share a snapshot of my blog critic........I hope I get a better review, after all I've now included kids!!

Isn't she just beautiful!!

I sure hope I get a better review now.....

The Anti-blog

So I was told that my blog was junk. oops, I have just been told to quote correctly it's actually "Sarcastic" and no one would want to read that. Since blogging is about getting peoples attention, I thought I would go with the tried and true tactics......KIDS so here's a shot of my nephew Andrew, he's hanging out on grandma's couch reading the new kids version of Twilight that his mom just got him. He's so into it we can't distract him....

Well then....

Everyone's blogging, herds of nerds, Joe Q. Public, and some lady about her deserts from the dessert.(or is that desserts from the desert?) So I figured why not experience blogging for myself.

So I got it set up, now what?