Merry Christmas

A shot outside our hotel room this morning

OH MY. . . . .it's been a while

Time for a little rant!

let me just say, there are way too many people who can't take responsibility for their own actions! No, I am getting all religious or "holier than thou" it's just plain and simple, in the corp world, in school, in friendships and in life!!! No wonder we have so many social ills!! (I don't even want to go there, it would take all day)

Well, I was going to unfold a plethora of points to my observations above but, alas I have decided to close here instead of running the risk of offending people. (and then have to take the responsibility for it)

P.S. I take full responsibility for my lack of blog update and quite frankly, for having the worst blog on the net!

For any of you that are still looking at this blog.....

I thought I would share with you my dinner of Wednesday night, shortly after I landed in Dallas


YEP! That's Uncle Julio's.

14 Wonderful Years!!

Yep, as of today, that's how long I have been married.





I can't believe I have convinced her to stick around that long!!

I need your help

I had a little discrepancy with the front desk personnel at the Marriott.

Take a look and this picture and post a comment with what you feel the 4 digit number is:

A Little Advice!!

When you are on you cell phone, the rest of the world is not DEAF!!!!!

I am sitting in the Delta Crown room as we speak, I nice quick professional lounge at the airport, Gabby Betty is rambling on very LOUDLY, she is so into it that she doesn't even notice the 27 people that keep look over their shoulders and glaring.. We all know that Valgene is not happy and not pulling her weight on the team. Valgene, is going to get a talking too! Joyce is feeling left out and has issues with Valgene and they need to speak about it before the next meeting so everyone can feel free to express themselves in the next meeting. I for one am glad I have been a part of this therapy session. The funny thing is, this lady would be totally embarASSed if she could take 2 seconds and realize the A$$ she is making of herself.. She is telling her co working about being considerate of others point of view.... WHAT ABOUT THE REST OF US IN THE CROW ROOM???? GOOD HELL!

YOU DON'T NEED TO SPEAK LOADER BECAUSE YOU CAN'T HEAR THEM ON THE OTHER END.

I WISH I HAD A SOCK!!! OK I NEED TWO SOCKS!!

ok, there's my rant, I am done! good day

How about a post on cell phone edicate?

Fashion tips

So I had a request for a fashion tip and to ensure that my blog continues to have the smooth flow your are used to, I decided to give you a fashion tip that built upon me last post . . . . .

and here it is:

http://www.vasowear.com

I don't even need to go over the great features, as they are clearly marked. I know there's at least one of you that wished I had posted this over a week ago!!!

For the guy that critized my last post . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Remind you of anything?

So, anyway, I have been a bit "occupied" lately with real life. It's hard to find the time or the humor for a blog post when your schlepping through the feculence of life, but that's a whole other blog. . . . . . . Please be patient while I work to make it through to the other side.

Make'n cookies

So, do you have cookie that you look at and say "that's exactly how I feel"?

I am back

Been on a bit of a hiatus

Ah Crap!!!

I got nothin' to write!

Change needed?

I have heard that my blog is sarcastic and not in the typical "scrapbook" format that most bloggers adopt. So, I am venturing out, expanding into new horizons, adopting the mainstream, conforming to masses, bowing to the man..

Yes, that is Scrap! now are you ready for the book?

See just like me, an open book!

My 6 month appointment

So most of you know that I had a skin cancer removed and have to now go to the dermatologist every 6 months to check for more. Well today was that magical day! I thought I would share a picture with you to give you a glimpse of what the appts are like:
Yup, that pretty much sums it up! Oh, and for the few of you that are a bit slow, I am the one on the left. I know it's hard to tell.

Just a Firendly reminder

Again, looking out for you the blog reader! Be careful when ordering products online. This is how my $250 Easton Stealth Baseball Bat arrived:

Ya, bats really aren't suppose to have a curve to them, straight bats tend to be more popular... probably cause it's easier to hit with a straight one. But then again, maybe it will be easier to hit a curve ball with this bat. If you only knew when the curve ball was coming. . . .

Do you think that the fact that I ordered an Easton bat and it came in a Louisville Slugger box had anything to do with it? That's like ordering a happy meal at McDonalds and getting it in a Taco Bell sack!! ya, exactly like that!

I don't know what's going on there at UPS but apparently it's a lot rougher place than they let on

You want to know what Brown can do for me?

BRING ME MY BAT WITH OUT DAMAGING IT!!

Oh, and have a nice day!

Blog Slacking

So, I know a few folks that have been into "blog stalking", it's exactly as it sounds, you check the blogs of your friends to see if they have blog links of people you may know on their blog. Don't worry, I don't have time to blog stalk as a matter of fact, I have been recently chastised for not reading and commenting on blogs of the people I know.

I have been "blog slacking". Yes, it's a new term I made up and I am sure it will catch on quite rapidly. (Just remember you heard it here first) Slacking because I have been on the road every week this year with the exception of one. So don't be surprised when all my posts have something to do with travel, like say, 3 weeks ago when I was in Riverside CA. I checked in to the hotel and they were so gracious to give me a room on the Concierge floor(access to food) as I put the key in and opened the door to my room, I was met by an elderly gentlemen coming out of the bathroom. No, it wasn't a Marriott employee either, this gentleman had checked in 6 hours earlier. Ya it was embarrassing.

So, I will try to stop blog slacking and share some of the uniquely worthless drivel that you have come to expect from this low quality production.

and to Jodi I would like to say: "3-6-1"

Man I am still here

So the room was big.....

3 nights at the Mirage in Las Vegas, (you can see a pic of my 3 bedroom Suite in my previous post) quite possibly the largest hotel room I have ever had. Big tub, big shower, big bathroom, big bed, everything was quite big.... we headed down the big elevator for dinner in the big Casino, walked across the way to eat at Stacks(Big Steakhouse) where the hostesses had big umm well big aaa lungs! yes all 7 of them! so I ordered a big fillet Mignon and for desert, the chocolate cake and ice cream, this is where any reference to the word big STOPPED! below is a pic of my cake and ice cream:

NO, that is not a DING DONG, it's my piece of luscious cake and that small nugget in the top right is my "scoop" of gourmet ice cream. For $17 I expected more! silly me, I guess that's a sir charge for the opportunity to watch the BIG lunged hostesses walk by as you eat! and NO there are not pics of them so don't ask, Rick

Oh and by the by, the Fillet Mignon was quite small too, when they say Petite they mean PETITE!

Thanks for reading

Ok so here's my room

Man I can't believe that I have to stay in this crappy joint for the next 3 nights... Any guesses on where I am?

Post superbowl party

Waiting

My New Shirt

Man, I have been sloppy with my blogging, please do forgive me. I am soo embarrassed!! I will try to do better and giving you more senseless stuff to read.

So I wanted to share my new shirt with ya'll, sorry but it was a rainy night.

and there you go. I always told you, I am a very straight forward person....... and shallow, dull, unimaginative, boring, thoughtless and superficial . . . just as the shirt shows.

What about now?

Boy I love this teaveling, it's just like being on vacation all the time! (Just you keep believing that). This is a great example of perception MISPERCEPTION!!

Here's a hard one, where am I ?

Where am I now?

And I'm Done!

Where am I know?

This is my view 93 nights a year

Where am I at?

Wii Have a Problem!!!

OK, so we are like the 10 billion of you that got a YES(that's a Wii for you nonfrench speakers) for Christmas. Wow what an interactive gaming system. I found my new workout plan!!!
What does that picture have to do with the Wii? well, like always, I am consistently on the lookout for YOU, my loyal reader of this crap. Like most modern drugs, the Wii is dangerous if not used properly. These are photos of actual injuries from users(not very bright ones) of the Wii. As it turns out, there's quite of few injudicious folks out there. Ya really, take a look at this Link (just click on the "damage report")

You Wii owners may want to bookmark that page, cause I am sure there is more than one of you that will have the opportunity to be a contributor.

So, for the question of the day; If you own 2 of these great Nintendo systems, would you be known as a Wii Wii?

Got run, the kids are in bed and I am on like the 5th galaxy in the new Wii game "Super Mario Galaxy"

Hap Hap. . . . Happy New Year....

Well what can I say, another year under the belt, but lets not speak of under the belt, that was my last post.

Well 2008 is here, the Holidays are over, it's back to the grind! For some of us the grind is a bit, shall we say... Less smooth. Yep, don't expect anything worth reading on this blog in 2008, I got a streak goin' and I plan to stick with it. I mean, look at this post, a worthless couple of sentences and not even a nice visually stunning picture. Come on, it took me a hour to word this just right!

Well, here's to more senseless muttering on this blog in 2008

Cheers!

Oh, and thanks for reading this year....