Duct Tape.....

So did ya notice, my last 2 posts included duct tape? I must assure you that was totally a random incident but, as I was reflecting on my blog(like I do each day) I realized the coincidence of duct tape(sometimes it takes me awhile to grasp the obvious).

As you know, I spend a countless hours of planning and research to make sure I give you(my beloved reader) the most useless crap to read on my blog. With that said, I bring you the Duct Tape Wedding..... (yes, duct tape comes in white!)
More pics of the Duct Tape wedding http://www.ducttapeguys.com/fashion/wedding/photos.html

Or save some money for the prom:
I decided not to post the pics of Duct Tape Lingerie.....thank me later.

Now for those of you that are soo0 intrigued and want to start working with Duct Tape yourself.... I have done the research for you(remember, it's all about YOU here at Life & Times). check this out: http://www.ducttapeguys.com/howto/index.html

Wanna learn more? - Duct Tape 101
http://www.ducttapeguys.com/DT101/index.html

So who's going to be the first to send me a pic of something they made with Duct Tape?

Need a babysitter?

So I have this "friend" who wanted to take this wife out to a nice dinner, so they got a babysitter out of the local paper, the reference and the add were great, "professional nanny skills" and at a reasonable price too. When they returned home here's what they found.

I mean that's great, not all babysitters would think to duck tape the kid's stuffed animal right next to them, how thoughtfull, It's the little things that make this babysitter so great!

So as you know, I like to lookout for YOU, my blog reader, if you need a babysitter, I believe I just found one for you. No need to thank me. your warm look of gratitude is all I need.

Drive'n Along Minding My Own Business

So I am drive'n along doin' my thing and this is what I see-

I mean I knew this was a college town but hey, this little "hazing" incident has gotten outta hand! I mean look, they made that dude wear red shoes in public! He's going to be scarred for life. Don't ya think it's kinda weird that he looks like me? But you can tell it's not me cause my belly button is much more hairy..... really it is. I will show you sometime!

Holiday Concern

So I was in San Jose this week and on my way to an appt when I discovered that the Holiday Season my not be all that we're used to. Apparently Santa has had a rough year! you know, I wonder why he picked San Jose, do you think he has a winter house there? I knew house prices were crazy in California but I mean, Santa on the street! it's quite concerning.

Frustration.....

Some females I know have been frustrated, they are not getting the results they were expecting from Weight Watchers..... I have done some investigation and think I have found out why. I believe the picture will help.

Just a little warning for you....

I know at least one person that would FREAK OUT!!

Where to go?

Sometimes, even as a 4 year old who has been to Disneyland a gazillion times, you need to take some time and read the map. And, Sometimes all those @$## grown ups take all the seats on the bench so you just have to plop down in the middle of the sidewalk, they'll all walk around you. Untill the old lady with the motorized cart comes by and is paying more attention to the Mickey Jack o lantern than where she is going! Don't worry he's alright. you would be able to see any of the tire marks on his face in a couple of weeks.