Make'n cookies

So, do you have cookie that you look at and say "that's exactly how I feel"?

I am back

Been on a bit of a hiatus

Ah Crap!!!

I got nothin' to write!

Change needed?

I have heard that my blog is sarcastic and not in the typical "scrapbook" format that most bloggers adopt. So, I am venturing out, expanding into new horizons, adopting the mainstream, conforming to masses, bowing to the man..

Yes, that is Scrap! now are you ready for the book?

See just like me, an open book!

My 6 month appointment

So most of you know that I had a skin cancer removed and have to now go to the dermatologist every 6 months to check for more. Well today was that magical day! I thought I would share a picture with you to give you a glimpse of what the appts are like:
Yup, that pretty much sums it up! Oh, and for the few of you that are a bit slow, I am the one on the left. I know it's hard to tell.

Just a Firendly reminder

Again, looking out for you the blog reader! Be careful when ordering products online. This is how my $250 Easton Stealth Baseball Bat arrived:

Ya, bats really aren't suppose to have a curve to them, straight bats tend to be more popular... probably cause it's easier to hit with a straight one. But then again, maybe it will be easier to hit a curve ball with this bat. If you only knew when the curve ball was coming. . . .

Do you think that the fact that I ordered an Easton bat and it came in a Louisville Slugger box had anything to do with it? That's like ordering a happy meal at McDonalds and getting it in a Taco Bell sack!! ya, exactly like that!

I don't know what's going on there at UPS but apparently it's a lot rougher place than they let on

You want to know what Brown can do for me?

BRING ME MY BAT WITH OUT DAMAGING IT!!

Oh, and have a nice day!

Blog Slacking

So, I know a few folks that have been into "blog stalking", it's exactly as it sounds, you check the blogs of your friends to see if they have blog links of people you may know on their blog. Don't worry, I don't have time to blog stalk as a matter of fact, I have been recently chastised for not reading and commenting on blogs of the people I know.

I have been "blog slacking". Yes, it's a new term I made up and I am sure it will catch on quite rapidly. (Just remember you heard it here first) Slacking because I have been on the road every week this year with the exception of one. So don't be surprised when all my posts have something to do with travel, like say, 3 weeks ago when I was in Riverside CA. I checked in to the hotel and they were so gracious to give me a room on the Concierge floor(access to food) as I put the key in and opened the door to my room, I was met by an elderly gentlemen coming out of the bathroom. No, it wasn't a Marriott employee either, this gentleman had checked in 6 hours earlier. Ya it was embarrassing.

So, I will try to stop blog slacking and share some of the uniquely worthless drivel that you have come to expect from this low quality production.

and to Jodi I would like to say: "3-6-1"